Super Bowl drinking game for people who hate watching football but have to sit through it

February 07, 2017
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BY: Team CCB
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Third quarter: Once this is over, you’ll have made it through 75% of the game.

Beverage: Beer

Try: Shiner Cold-Brew Coffee Ale, which will keep you awake through the rest of this nonsense, or Sam Adams Rebel Juiced IPA, an inexpensive mango-flavored beer that feels fancy. Even if you’re drinking from the can, you deserve this. 

• Drink every time the clock stops.

• Drink every time there’s a slow-motion replay on TV. Seriously? Didn’t we just see that?

• Drink when you think a commercial break is unnecessary, and they should just get on with the game.

• Drink anytime someone asks what quarter it is. (There’s still another quarter of this left.) 

• Drink when you find yourself googling the rules of football.

• Drink when you see a “fan” take a break from game-watching to scroll on Instagram or check Snapchat.

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Publication: Super Bowl drinking game for people who hate watching football but have to sit through it
Written By: Food.Mic
Date Published: February 2017